guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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