I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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