I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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