we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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