He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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