its not stalking. its research.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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