THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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