is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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