I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
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Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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