She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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