What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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