You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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