When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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