I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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