oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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