We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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