omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
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I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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