I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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