Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
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Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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