you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
