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normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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