RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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