they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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