Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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