Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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