It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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