Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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