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I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.