Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...