I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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