I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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