i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Randomize