it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
there is glitter all over my balls
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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