dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
There r osticjed everywhere
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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