gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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