don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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