It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT