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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker

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  Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.

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• (530): View more from California

  Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore

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  it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  We turned a wake into a bar crawl.

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• (209): View more from California

  You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016

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