The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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