Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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