I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You're like the curious george of whores
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
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There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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