she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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