Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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