On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
My ATM looks so different sober.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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