She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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