Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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