Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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