RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
You may now shotgun with the bride
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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