You work out of a Hotel?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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