you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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