Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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