I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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