you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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