your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
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well you can't waste a boner
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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