No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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