Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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