she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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