i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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