Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I think my moral compass just broke
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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